Good Morn...ing?

Today I got into downtown at 7:30am to get an early head start lurkin' on kooks. On the cruise down to EMB I ran into this female street citizen taking her morning piss on an SF Weekly stand. At first glance I thought she was just bent over with a severe case of plumbers crack, but that wasn't the case. A second later she starts spraying the news stand with a heavy flowing stream of piss. It looked like when you put your thumb over a garden hose to pressurize the water flow. It was crazy! I didn't know women could piss that much and hard. You can see it dripping off the news stand. After she was done she laid back down on her cardboard bed right in front of where she had just pissed. Definitely an "oh daaamn!!!" moment.