Dr. MLK Jr.

Paid $11 for this hidden jem today at Buffalo Exchange. Pretty hyped on the rug, but couldn't decide whether or not to hang it up or put it in the bathroom. Decided it wouldn't be right to step on Dr. King getting out of the shower everyday, so its on the wall. The workers at Buff-X were announcing to each other that someone was buying it. Bitter sweet for them, but only sweet for me.

Good Morn...ing?

Today I got into downtown at 7:30am to get an early head start lurkin' on kooks. On the cruise down to EMB I ran into this female street citizen taking her morning piss on an SF Weekly stand. At first glance I thought she was just bent over with a severe case of plumbers crack, but that wasn't the case. A second later she starts spraying the news stand with a heavy flowing stream of piss. It looked like when you put your thumb over a garden hose to pressurize the water flow. It was crazy! I didn't know women could piss that much and hard. You can see it dripping off the news stand. After she was done she laid back down on her cardboard bed right in front of where she had just pissed. Definitely an "oh daaamn!!!" moment.

icraze

People were lined up around two city blocks today waiting patiently to get their hands on the new iphone. At least they had crispy cremes waiting for them too. I wonder how many people sold their new phone soon after on ebay for twice as much?

drop it like its hot.

livin' the dream.